Sometimes you see a car with political stickers that lean so far one way it’s like a fanatic slapping you in the face with their gnarled weiner. In such situations there is little else to do except bite down. (4 points)
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Milkshake? Really? Really? Someone paid money for that personalized tag? (2 points)
Some things are funny just because, and some people deserve to be made fun of for the same reason. (2 points)
Finally, an honest bumper sticker, encapsulating all the others into one clear statement! (3 points)
I wonder if Jesus will pay for the ticket. Bwhahahaha! (3 points)
This person seems a little obsessed with dolphins. More than just a sports fan… (2 points)
This car is so crusty and dilapidated that I somehow find it impressive. The best thing about cars that looks like shite is that no one messes with them. Well, except for this. (3 points)
Parking like a jackass is further augmented towards complete ignorance when you drive an oversized pick-up with sports flags on either side. (3 points)
Why do the majority of personalized plates have things on them that make you wonder who the hell thought it was a good idea? Apparently, brain damage and the desire to get a personalized license plate go hand in hand. (2 points)
Here’s another personalized license plate,and don’t miss the X-TREME bordering! Every time I picture the owner of this grotesquery, a horn blasts in my mind. What a D-Bag. (3 points)
