Due to the risk, this is the crowning achievement of what has been sent to me thus far. Someone, apparently, has cojones; great work! (5 points)

Personalized license plates are not above our mockery! People with that much disposable income deserved to be robbed. (4 points)

Have you ever seen a car with so many bumper stickers involving animals that it’s creepy? You know what they really want legalized and it’s not just exotic pet licenses… (3 points)

Three of the same decal on one car? This person deserved a response on principle alone. Then there are the other notably bland, crappy stickers… (3 points)

Don’t you just love when people write personal messages in window paint on their vehicles? Now, everyone has to read their vapid commentary whilst sitting behind them at red lights. Thanks, over enthusiastic soon-to-be knocked up teens! (3 Points)

Ok, someone sent me this one and it’s a little confusing. Apparently, “God” is too big down there and thus, when he fits it inside your butt, you will no longer be able to “walk in balance.” I think I’m more amused by what a stretch this one is (no pun intended) than the response itself. (2 points)

This is the second time this vehicle has been hit and that quite amuses me. I wonder how many more lessons it will take before they remove their yuppie decals. (2 points)

Ahhh, these overly-political asshats… As if politics need anymore reasons to repel people other than C-SPAN. I wish we could officially vote for these people to rot in hell. (3 points)

(2 Points) This one goes out to George Carlin. Watch this short clip; it says it all:

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Based on the bumper stickers, I’m sure this is a delightful, intelligent human being. There’s no way their personality is in any, and I mean ANY, way fabricated or based solely on where they grew up (like the south). (3 points)